Episode 2: The Blogcks strike back!

A long time ago In a galaxy far, far away…

For those of you who don’t know where that line comes from, I suggest you crawl back into the pre evolution slime that you came from cause the line is infamous. George Lucas made it part of every great story after the success of his very own fantastical adventure about a desert farm boy who discovers his destiny lies in wielding a sword of blue light, fighting his robot father who has a fetish for black plastic headgear and to top it all off, he doesn’t get the girl. It’s called Star Wars by the way.

As you can probably tell i’m rambling on about nothing in particular but there is a method to my madness. In the first part of this story, the boy pulls off a spectacular defeat of the evil empire. We’re all happy. Then in the second part of the story, the empire strikes back at the boy. His robot father cuts off his hand, the girl falls for another man who ends up being turned into a charcoal piece of art for a giant worm! Phew!

Well in the first part of my blogging story, i defeated the evil Blogcks. As you bloggers are very aware, the evil blogcks can stop the mightiest of jedi in their writing tracks. Alas, it has struck back on this naive banana republic boy and quite viciously. For the whole week my mind has failed to conjure up anything worth writing, as if my hands were cut off and i was looking at the bloody stumps dripping on my keyboard.I am reminded of Lucas’s story. Thankfully my father, God rest is his soul, wasn’t a robot and I did get the girl. 

So there ends another useless blog post. I beg your tolerance but one has to do whatever one can, to get rid of the Blogcks. If left unchecked, it could turn into blogckrastination. You don’t want me to get started on that one, do you? I’ll save it for the next fight.

Till the next episode of Secreto de Blogcks…

Shalom

  • http://nevender.blogspot.com Nevender

    Miss Cheri’s socks please…

  • http://nevender.blogspot.com Nevender

    * when you said there is a method to your madness I almost died!

    Applause ! Applause! This is prolly the most entertaining blog I have seen today!

    But jedi, sometimes the force is too strong…I am on the hinges of blogckrastination…what will save me??

  • mastersapprentice

    @nevender the blogckside of the force is strong indeed…You must unlearn all that you have learned.It is..the only way!

  • http://www.2weakdudes.com The Emrys

    i am king of the blogckrastination. nuff said

  • mastersapprentice

    @Emry’s you’ve inspired me. I should write a movie-The Blogckrastinator

  • http://www.seam-less.blogspot.com Princess

    This is a pretty good ‘useless’ post. :)

  • http://finalstrain.blogspot.com Emi’s

    I’ve booked to play the lead role…Hope you don’t forget.

  • http://nevender.blogspot.com Nevender

    At your word O Jedi..I will even unlearn looking for socks…

  • mastersapprentice

    @Emi’s can you say “Come with me if you want to blog” in a Schwarzenegger voice?

  • petesmama

    For me I am good at immobility and the art of doing nothing. I can handle a supporting very brief role.

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